Zimbabwe's political prostitutes: Are they useful idiots?

My fellow compatriots, in the world of politics, we must submit to the fact that there are many political fraudsters who will spew invectives with the hope of relieving themselves of the pangs of frustration and depression in their Sisyphean quest for the fulfillment of some ambition. Thus, we are not surprised in the least by the effusive rendition of threadbare arguments and gossip by Psychology Maziwisa, Jonathan Moyo and Gabriel Chaibva.

 

We know these types and their appetites and thus threat with scorn their vaunted boast of being the new revolutionaries. These ones are mere political fortune hunters who dabble in catch phrases and inane clichés, making a pretense of knowledge with elementary logic and disjointed arguments! These are the political laggards we have to confront in an effort to interpret our history to the people and give future generations an understanding of what actually transpired and not the inflammatory cavils of delusional wiseacres.

 

Who does not know Psychology and Jonathan Moyo’s homosexual past save for Chaibva. Jonathan Moyo and Psychology share very similar backgrounds both as political prostitutes and homosexuals.

 

Without wasting much of my time on this issue, it is in the public domain that Psychology was a wife to the late Peter Roebuck. On the other hand Jonathan Moyo was allegedly to have been in a romantic relationship with Alum Mpofu who he brought to ZBC. Psychology and Jonathan are well known political turncoats who only yesterday were castigating and vilifying Mugabe left, right and centre. As we know with all prostitutes, Mugabe only needed to dangle a few carats of diamonds from Chiadzwa before the two were ready to sell their conscience.

 

One can spurn these pretenders who fawn before anyone with power or money, but one thing must be taken into account: the nonsense they write will find a way into the gossip mill for a short time and become the talk of those who have never taken the time to find out the truth. Against this background, we must offer a critique, scathing and merciless against these boastful nonentities with their “Mickey mouse” logic and rabid rhetoric. This is our task and this is what we will now set out to do!

 

These Zanu PF maggots belong to that category of empty braggarts, purblind in their grasp of historical developments and desperate to become politically relevant by commenting on things of which they are ignorant. These are the political dregs of our society who now and again throw up platitudes and absurdities which they think constitute knowledge. These charlatans, who have mouths bigger than their brains and thus talk and write before they think, are more comedians than serious political analysts.

 

 

These Zanu PF misfits have been attacking the person of Dr Morgan Richard Tsvangirai who is inevitably going to be their Head of State without any basis. Jonathan Moyo has even gone to the extent of recruiting internationals players in vilifying PM Tsvangirai, such as Zanu PF apologists, Itayi Garande, George Shire and Mduduzi Mathuthu (UK) and the clueless Reason Wafawarova (Aussie).

 

The likes of Psychology, Jonathan, Chaibva and other mercenaries of the pen who gate-crashed onto the murderous bandwagon of the Zanu PF very late in the orgy of bloodletting only know what Mugabe tells them. They have forgotten the aphorism that for a man who murders and steals, lying is child's play. The question is whether they believe these lies or are blinded by greed and cannot see through the deviousness of Mugabe! They do not know the lies told to the Zimbabwe by the fugitive from Gukurahundi justice. They do not have the foggiest notion of the torture and mutilation of opposition supporters in 2008 who had expressed disagreement with the antics of the Zvimba hoodlum – Robert Mugabe.

 

It is obvious that in a situation where elements of the camp of backwardness, reaction and arrogance have to choose between social transformation and barbarism, they will opt for the latter. This is clear to us; for it is obvious that a minority backward group can only uphold its privilege, arrogance and domination by brute force.

 

These poor flunkies who write trash for Mugabe will awake one day to find that he is no longer the Head of State, but a human rights fugitive suitable for Hague. We pity them because we understand why they write the pile of garbage: they have to eat. This is the sad fate of men and women who must sell their consciences and souls in order to survive in a country of mass poverty and hopelessness. Consider a very stupid and an imbecile lawyer who, in his state of lunacy vow that and I quote: “If the choice were to be made between dying for President Mugabe and living in a Morgan Tsvangirai-led Zimbabwe, I would gladly choose the former”. This assertion is very sad, very sad that Psychology’s acquaintances need to take serious measures to see to it that this misguided lunatic has been psychologically rehabilitated.

 

Let me conclude by reminding these social outcasts that, we are ever ready to engage in these debates to show how we differ from the political rascals with their unconscionable and unprincipled approach to the struggle for social justice in our country. As such, I will continue to expose these social parasites and carpetbaggers for they are adept at concealing their true nature and intentions under rhetoric picked up by accident.

 

Imboitai tione!