Robert Mugabe Junior has found love.

One could forgive him for being a son of one of the most hated men in Zimbabwe, but Robert Junior is, like any other young man, showing his prowess in dating light skinned women. In Robert Jnr, former Premier Morgan Tsvangirai has found his match.  Tsvangirai is well known for his love of light skinned women and for his habit as a serial dater.

Robert jnr (middle) with his sweetheart on the left

Robert Jnr found his love in Dubai where he is enrolled at American University of Sharjah. He is dating Fatin Al Zadjali, his university sweetheart believed to be a daughter of a business mogul from Oman. Nevertheless, his father Mugabe Snr is said to have objected to Robert’s relationship with his Oman sweetheart but his mother Grace “Gucci” Mugabe has endorsed the relationship.

Licking the lollipop: He is a young man, and he does things that any other young man would do.

Donning his boy friend's baseball cap, Fatin looks amazing. Soon to be part of the Gushungo Royal family

Fatin’s father has shops in Dubai where Grace does most of her shopping and often gets discounts hence her endorsement to Robert’s relationship with Fatin. Robert Mugabe Snr is insisting that his son marries someone from Zimbabwe like what his sister did. Robert Mugabe jnr’s sister Bona Chikore who, through arranged marriage, married a Simba Chikore from Zimbabwe early this year.

Robert jnr on his sweetheart's Facebook profile picture 

One of the Mugabes family members who requested to remain anonymous said: “the old man will not stand a chance, Grace will always have her way. She says the last word. I am not going to be surprised if Robert Junior marries Fatin next year”.  

Evidence of Grace's control over Mugabe was there for all to see during the congress held from December 2-7.

Addressing the congregate, Mugabe got carried away when he took to the stage to dissolve the Zanu PF central committee and started lecturing delegates about the liberation struggle. Grace intervened by writing a note advising him to take his seat, but after reading the note, he announced to delegates that his wife had advised to stop talking, leaving her embarrassed.

“My wife has written a note; she says I’m talking too much. That’s how I am treated even at home, so I must listen,” he said.

Besides revealing that Grace was running the show at his house and now in the party, Mugabe also showed that he had no control over Grace when she forced him to call for a rerun of the central committee elections for Mashonaland East province.

This was after Grace vehemently rejected the list of members that was presented to congress by former chairperson Simon Khaya Moyo.

Wish you all the best Robert and Fatin.

MDC Renewal Team: An authentic union of action and reflection.

A couple of months ago, I walked away from the MDC-T and never to come back again. My departure had to do with my opposition to an attempt by the rogue leadership to promote its narrow interest as opposed to the interest of its supporters. I have held the view from the time I became conscious of my duty as a cadre of the movement that the interest of our supporters is fundamental to the legitimacy of any movement and that all attempts to subordinate that interest to the narrow one of bootlicking is irresponsible and shortsighted. This is because movements of bootlicking are transitory but the people and nation are permanent entities.

The height of ignorance, arrogance and bootlicking reached alarming levels such that any level headed, honest men and women could not tolerate, but to walk away. Those of us who were quick to read between the lines eventually left to pursue the struggle from another front. We never wanted to be part of the charade. Our political culture allows for sycophancy because of the peculiar nature of our political history. This is a country where charlatans follow the most despicable individuals as long as these individuals can offer the trappings of officialdom. We have seen it in Zanu PF since 1980. In Zanu PF they glorify ignorance, arrogance, butchery and thievery.

For our country to be in this tragedy, it’s because of our political culture, which allows for sycophancy. Sycophancy has become as deadly as corruption itself. In fact, it is sycophancy which breeds corruption.

Compatriots, the emergency of the Renewal Team will see to it that this will be a thing of the past. We are creating a movement that Zimbabwe has never seen before, a movement that will allow everyone the tenacity and courage to act differently from how other people in other political establishments in our country act. The Renewal Team will lobby its people for an Orange Revolution against a government that promotes the bastardisation of our economy, and also a government that strives on banditry. If there is anything that I wish for, or wish to achieve before I die, it is the total disbandment of Zanu PF, wiping it off the map and condemn it to the dustbin of history as one of the most ruthless and notorious political groupings in Zimbabwe. It must be banned and labelled a terrorist organisation that has terroritised its citizen without remorse for so many years.

Zimbabwe is full of resources. Instead of utilising the resources for the betterment of our people, Mugabe and his gang of thieves are amassing every proceed from our resources for the betterment of their families. Do these thugs have a clue of how many people are suffering? Do they know that instead of looting, we can barter our resources for the building of roads, the construction of dams for the generation of electricity, the provision of agricultural inputs, the clearance of slums and the building of decent housing for the people, sustaining our health service and other social structures?

Our people are desperate and we must provide the necessary economic environment for them to leapfrog into a future of collective advancement and economic self-reliance.

In the Renewal Team, we will take very opportunity to conscientise our people, our youth, particularly the student population on what deformed our economic yesterday and what we need to do today for the revival of our economy. A conscientised generation is one that is able to confront and engage with those ideas and practices that stunted the path of progress and development of the community. They must get a different insight into the causes of our national tragedy whether through political writings or literature as the future they shape will depend on the consciousness that they garner through reading, research and exploration.

In the Renewal Team, we will never do it alone, but with the people, for the people and Zimbabwe at large. We will engage our people in the diaspora. We cannot keep some of our best brains languishing in foreign lands while national debates for future direction go on without their inputs. The Renewal Team will never keep some of our best brains languishing in foreign countries while national debates for future direction are being debated by the Chinotimbas of this world. This is clearly a waste of human resources.

Dear friends, we are doing a disservice to Zimbabwe, by letting geriatrics, the Chinhoyi Rock Diesel and Gamatox misfits run our country. Our government ministries are headed by proven incompetent geriatrics who are clueless, whilst the proven and much younger technocrats like Dr Nkhosana Moyo, who was forced but he refused to lick Mugabe’s backside, is sitting somewhere watching from a far. Serious national issues are being discussed in parliament by grade seven dropouts, whilst our youths with masters degrees are roaming the streets selling airtime vouchers by the traffic lights.

Compatriots, those who want to travel with us, are welcome aboard.

The Renewal Team: An authentic union of action and reflection.

Hasta la Victoria Siempre (Until the Eternal Victory)

The situation in Zimbabwe has gotten out of hand and now demands a total Orange Revolution

Compatriots, the nation’s mood and its spirit are at the lowest level of all time once again. Barely a year after the 2013 July 31ST Election Grand Theft, Zimbabwe is on the verge of collapse, thanks to the clueless thugs and fraud liberation war heroes who are at the helm of power.


Compatriots, these rogue con-artists failed to deliver what the promised people during election campaigns. Local governments are collapsing, Chitungwiza being the latest, again thanks to the much recycled looter, a failure and a public menace Ignatius Chombo.

What surprises the people is that this Zanu PF government is investing much of its time on chasing shadowy characters like Baba Jukwa at a time when Zimbabwe is turmoil. Nothing is functioning in Zimbabwe, except for corruption.

Even its mercenaries of pen have run out of ideas. They can no longer defend their paymasters because they have nothing good to talk about Zanu PF. They have even run out of lies. They have nothing new to lie about to the Zimbabweans. People now know that ZIMASSET is a fraud document. People now know that more and more people are going to lose their jobs, instead of job creation, which Mugabe promised people. The list is endless.

Social rejects and mercenaries of pen like Psychology Maziwisa have resorted to ridiculing Tsvangirai day in and day out because they have got nothing better to write home about. They cannot tell Zimbabweans what the Zanu PF government of looters is going to do to alleviate their suffering. All what they write about is Tsvangirai’s love life as if Zimbabweans do not know. For goodness’ sake Zimbabweans already know that Tsvangirai is a confused womanizer and a political failure, so Zanu PF mercenaries of pen must give the public a rest.

Compatriots, with the rate at which the rot is going in Zimbabwe, I have, absolutely, no doubt that a revolution is on the horizon. Forget about 2018 elections, people will not endure to that time. By the end of this year, the people would have reached the threshold of suffering. Nothing is going to stop this Orange Revolution.

The time has come for Zimbabweans to fight a revolution of their time. The situation in Zimbabwe calls for a revolution; a people’s orange revolution. The rot that now obtains in Zimbabwe cannot be reversed through the niceties of formal or legalistic measures. In any constitutional democracy, the people are sovereign, not Mugabe, not his Zanu PF party and not his government.

In pursuit of this Orange revolution, we must all bear in mind and accept that it is our revolution that must be executed and led by Zimbabweans for Zimbabwe.

As long as Zanu PF continues to exist, it will also continue to impede the advancement of Zimbabwe and our people. As such, it must be wiped off the map. Compatriots, we have much work to do as a people. We know our history. The struggle for social justice, democracy and liberty can only be waged by men and women who are above bigotry.

For us in the Renewal Team, it was our responsibility to direct the people, to bring them back from the brink and to lead them into the future of reconstruction, unified efforts at nation building and the culture of work, legitimacy and discipline. Wining this revolution is going to be the basis on which we will build a new nationalism after years of atrophy, national shame and international ridicule.

There can never be any other capable orange revolution vanguard party than the Renewal Team.


MDC Renewal Team

MDC Renewal Team will bury Zanu PF for good.

Zanu PF has remained a menace, a haven for maggots and social misfits whose ideas are bent on plunder, thievery and banditry at the detriment of so many. Compatriots, with the emergency of what is going to be one of Zimbabwe’s most formidable political movements, there is no doubt that Zanu Pf will be destroyed and buried.

Compatriots, here we have a progressive movement with leaders whose strength of character that they demonstrated, through their political life, came from their inner preparedness to give their best for the common good.

In months to come, Zimbabwe’s gruesome years of black on black oppression, since 1980, will come to an abrupt end. The people of Zimbabwe will act. They shall be instigators and authors of their own Orange Revolution. Yes in our time.

We cannot continue to live as if everything is okay, while our people stagnate in abject poverty. We cannot continue to be treated as Zanu PF pets in a country full of able bodied, honest men and women.

Meanwhile, it has been heartbreaking to hear, this afternoon, how NIKUV, working with the Ministry of Defence rigged the 2013 election, thanks to the expertise of a software engineer and hacker Edmund Kudzayi. This 28 year old Kudzayi who looks like a 58 year dhara is a very dangerous opportunist and mercenary of pen. I have no sympathy for him. Not at all.

I exposed his double standards a year ago after he posted a comment in which he blamed the British for knighting Mugabe who he believes slaughtered thousands of our people in Matebeleland, only for him to publish an article weeks later defending Mugabe’s Gukurahundi evilness.

I had so many encounters with this dullard called Amai Jukwa. At one point I was one of the agents of change who was responsible for counter attacking propaganda from Zanu PF’s Herald, when Edmund Kudzayi sent me an email to say “we are going to trim your wings”. Weeks later, they introduced moderation on Herald-Online and I was subsequently blocked from commenting on any their online social forums.

Edmund and Psycho, then launched the Team Zanu PF facebook in which I was also entirely blocked from debating their propaganda.

What surprised me is that, at the time when I was in touch with the BJ syndicate, for the obviously reasons of advancing the interests and protection my then MDC-T party, major sources who supplied  information to the syndicate were from the Shake-Shake house. Among the sources, Kundayi, Psychology and Jonathan Moyo featured prominently. Their information was dished through a middleman. At first I could not believe it given the political on slaughter, which was often directed at Tsvangirai and MDC-T by these thugs.

As days went by towards the elections, I then got a stray email from one of the syndicate operatives, which I am sure was not meant for me as it was addressed as “Hey OD can you confirm infor from Psycho that Zanu PF evil forces are after toasting Chindori”. I replied, cant confirm, whats your take on it”. He replied, its imminent the slaughter room as been prepared according to Psycho” end the conversation. Weeks later, Chindori Chininga was involved in one of the many mysterious accidents, which involve our politicians, especially the voices of reason.

My counter with BJ also enlightened me on several issues including those of my then MDC-T, which I fought so hard for. I realised that we also had mercenaries in MDC-T. On one of my correspondences with BJ, he/she sent me a message to say “Hie MJ, how much do you know Shelton Hwende? I replied, “Not that much but I have known him since 1999 through the late Learnmore Jongwe. BJ responded, “Please tell him to contact me asap before midnight, ndine nyaya yake”. I responded, “I will. I then emailed Hwende, but he never responded. BJ then emailed me to say “Haa MJ nyaya yake ndaakuibvondora, in which I said to BJ “what kind of a story is it”. At first he/she didn’t want to share but then he later told me that it involves his Zanu PF shenanigans with Chamisa. At this juncture, I defended the two tooth and nail. I told BJ that this is not gonna be, and that I was going to be extremely unhappy if he/she does.

Weeks later, Pschology Maziwisa posted a comment on his profile in which he was chiding MDC-T youths to the effect that “Vamwe murikungo shandiswa neMDC-T vana Chamisa wakangwara warikudya neZanu PF, uchambomunzwa kutaura”

Compatriots, we have to remain steadfast and invest our support on those who care to listen to us.

Orange must be our way of life. Let us all be the authors of this orange revolution, execute it the way we want, define our own chapters and the bibliography of our lives.